I figured it out! Why I'm not all Chatty Cathy on here these days.
I pay people to listen to me be chatty and let it all hang out. I am easily the most verbose of the people in my group. Plus I get an hour of individual every week. Why would I want to spend hours and hours every week baring my soul and then come home and type it up? I don't.
It's the same reason I despise talking on the phone. I spent years working at jobs that had me on the phone ALL. DAY. LONG. Thus, I have no urge to use a phone for its intended purpose.
Speaking of intended purpose...
Toddler. Right? OMG - I am out of tupperware because I can't find any that matches because P has, shall we say, reorganized the kitchen. I think he's stashed silverware around the apartment. With the tupperware. The crib mobile? In pieces. He turns many things into phones (speaking of phones!) - usually none of those things are actually phones. My favorite thing today was that he has started answering the "phone" like an adult...but in toddler-speak..."Aaah-oooh?" That means "Hello?" Yeah. Stupid adorable.
He said "hug" today, too, followed by an actual hug! I sense a word influx right around the corner. But then, he never has been predictable, so who the hell knows. Certainly not I.
Discipline...y'know what? Nevermind. I think that needs a whole post.
Anyway, point of post having been covered, I am off to take meds and pass out. With perhaps bisquits with butter and honey in the middle....Nomnomnom